MASSAGE ANYWHERE! REALLY!
(ALMOST) ANYTIME!
In your home.
At your next party or family gathering.
At the workplace.
In the park at a picnic.
If you would like a professional, relaxing massage in a place of your choosing, look no further. I can bring my table or chair anywhere you'd like. If you'd prefer a Thai-style massage, I have pads for the floor.
So if you woke up this morning and it hurts to turn your head; if your sudden-onset knee pain has had you limping for a week; if you want to relax and be happier; GIVE ME A CALL.
IF EVERYONE GOT REGULAR MASSAGE THERE WOULD BE LESS WAR IN THE WORLD!